Neil is the band's bassist and driving force. He is utterly mad about music and
dreams of spending all day noodling on his bass guitar, composing yet more
"widdly-crap" basslines. Neil specialises in inventing basslines which
probably sound okay in his head but which he can't quite play. A legend in his
He has two young children, but this doesn't stop him from plotting world domination for men in spex.